Are you being restrained, sensible and sober?

Or are you bored, lethargic and listless?

I sound like one of those really bad sales adverts, worse than anyway.

I'll continue...

Well if yes to the latter than you need new car insurance, or an AA meeting or something else.

However if that doesn't float your boat:

Then come down to Hoxton Bar & Grill & Kitchen & Dining-Room & Bedroom-en-suite

Time Out reckons: "Aberdeen headliners play poppy post-hardcore that's more likely to appear on Xfm than the Dischord label. Alt-rock supports. "

Should be good.

See you there.